WELCOME, TO THE TEAM AXECUTIONER DATABASE!

Welcome in, fellow AxeBots, AxeHeads, AxeHoles and Haters alike! This is your leader, king, guru, oshi, crush and general influencer speaking, KING DOCTOR AXECUTIONER! With the introduction of this website to my arsenal, I can finally UNLEASH a plan I've had for ages! Let me tell you all about it, though it would really help if you could wrap yourself around some form of chair or to some train tracks, to sell the whole "bad guy delivering evil speech" vibes.

Well, cutting to the chase, with this Database, I'll be able to disperge all the info you'll ever need about my cohorts, plans and ideas! You'll be up to date on all my upcoming streams, videos, images or just shower thoughts that cross my mind. Heck, you'll be able to even chat with each of the members of Team Axecutioner, if I figure this chat function out! FEEL THE WRATH OF INFORMATION!

... And no, it's not a bad idea to let your detractors aware of your evil schemes! It's like a classic villain move. Ever read a comic book before?

... No? Oh. Right. Comic book industry dying and all. Well they do it in manga too, and there's gotta be like at least one Marvel movie where they do it. Boy, good thing we are not doing comic books here. We are instead investing into the much more profitable basket of webcomics!

Please don't click out of the site I really need this

- KING DOCTOR AXECUTIONER